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'Got one in English?'

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Escher exhibition first floor

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Hospital Departments

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Musical Eye Test

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'No cheating'

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

A tessellation of running figures.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Waiting for the results.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'