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"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Budget Opticians.

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Love is Blind.

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Oculist.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Sight test with a violin.

'Make sure they fit straight'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'