Eye Exam Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"Okay, forget the second line. Can you read the first line?"

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Fill that out, and the optometrist will be right with you. Name. Address. Date of Birth. Occupation. Insurance.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

Oculist.

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm seeing double.'

'Who said that Is there someone there'

"Now can you see the chart??"

"Dr Wilson, are you sure your eyesight's okay?"

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."