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"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.