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'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Childrens Eye Test

Budget Opticians.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Oculist.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Sight test with a violin.

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

The importance of having your Is tested.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"