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"How many letters can you read?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Budget Opticians.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Oculist.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"