Eye Exam Explorers Pillows

"How many letters can you read?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Oculist.

Budget Opticians.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"