Eye Examination Pillows

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

'Well, well, well...'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

Medical Examinations.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Tunnel of Anxiety

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'There is a mole on your back, but I don't think it's anything you need to worry about.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Medical Treatment.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'