Eye Test Explorers Pillows

"How about this line?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Hospital Departments

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Oculist.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

Budget Opticians.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Sight test with a violin.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

The importance of having your Is tested.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."

"Okay, I guess we can turn down the tonometer air pressure just a tad."