Eye Test Explorers Pillows

"How about this line?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Love is Blind.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Hospital Departments

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"How many letters can you read?"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Sight test with a violin.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

The importance of having your Is tested.

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosm

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'

"L. . . E. . . my crippling fear of intimacy. . . H . . ."