Eye Test Aficionado Pillows

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'I really crammed last night.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

Childrens Eye Test

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

'Make sure they fit straight'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.