Eye Test Jokers Pillows

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Budget Opticians.

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Closing Laugh Optician

'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'

'G is for the God-awful food we were served...U is for the uncomfortable chairs...'

Dinner at the Palace

Alien Eye Chart,

'I can't afford em - Will you kill me?'

Eye test art

"How about this line?"