Eye Test Jokers Mugs

Love is Blind.

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

I had my eyes dilated.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Budget Opticians.

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

History's First Prop Gag

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'

Closing Laugh Optician

'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'

'G is for the God-awful food we were served...U is for the uncomfortable chairs...'

Dinner at the Palace

Alien Eye Chart,

'I can't afford em - Will you kill me?'

Eye test art

"How about this line?"

R. RRR. RRRRR. RRRRRRRRR. Perhaps this is too easy.