Eye Exam Junkie Pillows

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

Oculist.

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Budget Opticians.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Make sure they fit straight'

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.