Eye Exam Junkie Gifts

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Oculist.

Budget Opticians.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

'Make sure they fit straight'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.