Quirky Eye Exam Enthusiast Pillows

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Oculist.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Budget Opticians.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Plastic Surgery

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'