Quirky Eye Exam Enthusiast Pillows

R. RRR. RRRRR. RRRRRRRRR. Perhaps this is too easy.

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Plastic Surgery

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

Oculist.

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Budget Opticians.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.