Eye Exam Comics Pillows

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Budget Opticians.

Oculist.

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Optometrist: Eyes Examined While You Wait.

'How aout this one? Better or worse?'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

"Hey - long time no see. . . !"

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

'Do you have this chart in Big Print'