Eye Exam Expert Gifts

"Since you're a lawyer, it will be a bar exam."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Love is Blind.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

Optometrist Humor

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

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