Visionary Prankster Gifts

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

These are really cool! I'm taking them off you!

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Checkmate!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

The Ascent of Man.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Pants Uglifier!

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Sartre's E-Mail

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'