Visionary Prankster Mugs

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

These are really cool! I'm taking them off you!

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'