Physical Exam Escapist Gifts

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Easy chair exercise machines

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."