Physical Exam Escapist Pillows

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Ethics exam cheater.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

Rising Gas Prices

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Easy chair exercise machines

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'