Reality Tv Escapist Pillows

The search continues for weapons of mass distraction.

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Not again!"

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

American Idle

Message in a bottle.

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Dangerous tax audits.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Log into nature"

A giveaway tan line...

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

They were out of bagels...

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Virtual Reality Check

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name