Current Events Escapist Pillows

"After last week's news cycle, this really IS the only answer."

Bo're'droom

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Tree house.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Reading room

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Philip Kindred Dick

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Book Igloo

'What luck!'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.