Eye Exam Escapee Pillows

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Elevator/Open Range

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

I had my eyes dilated.

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

What would you do if you only had one hour to live?

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.