Exam Evader Gifts

What say we save a tree, and skip the test?

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Those aren't blanks, Ms Doan. They're no comments."

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Nervous Oral Testing

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Examinations.

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

"You've passed with extinction!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Undergraduate and don