Exam Avoider Gifts

"If I'm going to be a lifelong learner, why are you giving me a test now?"

"In addition to opting out of state testing, I've added an addendum, to my mom's note that allows me to opt out of Science, Phy Ed and anything resembling homework."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Serious Putty

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Nervous at a party.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

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