Schoolwork Avoider Gifts

Serious Putty

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

Study more to pass more tests.

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'