Homework Avoider Gifts

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"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Next time you do your own homework!"

'I'm going to give YOU a 2 minute warning. Time to do your homework!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

Homework Disposal

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

''Homework'? -- what about my social life?'

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

"He appears to have eaten some homework."

"Since I'm staying at your house, Grandma, I'm not doing any homework considering I'm not home."

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

"What would it take to get you to do a little work, Charles?" "Fifty bucks."

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Serious Putty

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."