Exam Passer Gifts

'You're three hours late with no explanations...congratulations, you've passed.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Big Bang Theory.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."