Passing Exams Gifts

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

DNA Test

Good work!

"You've passed with extinction!"

Prefect.

Big Bang Theory.

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Exam

GCSEs

GCSE's

Well Done

Clem needed three more bass for his Ph.D.

Campus. How's your class on the Amerian revolution going? I just reached the "Paine" thershold.

Weatherman school.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Someday she'll say those 3 words and make me the happiest guy in the world - 'You passed math.''

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Congratulations! You passed your eye exam with perfect 20/20/20/20/20/20/20/20 vision!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

I love Lawyers

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Barristers

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.