Taking An Exam Gifts

'Turns out the Yahoos didn't invent the search engine.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Exam

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

GCSEs

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.