Exams Gifts

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Examinations.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

'I would have got a better grade but the student I always copy from was absent.'

"Why should an unusual guy like me be give a standardized test?"

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

DNA Test

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

"I think of you as my academic wingman."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

Crib sheets are still popular

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."