Exams Gifts

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Examinations.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

'I would have got a better grade but the student I always copy from was absent.'

"Why should an unusual guy like me be give a standardized test?"

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

DNA Test

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Congratulations, Phillip. you've managed to score somehow lower than chance.'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Crib sheets are still popular

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"You've passed with extinction!"

Good luck in your A Levels.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

Teacher to student with spots: 'Tests make you nervous and break out in what?'

"I think of you as my academic wingman."

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'