Taking Exams Gifts

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Lambs to the Slaughter

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

GCSEs

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Grade 2 Cellist

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'