Final Exams Gifts

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."

Accountancy Final.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Pesky students.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"