End Of Semester Exams Gifts

'What about number two?'

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

University Soapflakes

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Evil Exams!

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

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