End Of Semester Evaluations Gifts

"So your grades are plummeting and you've stopped trying because you came to the realization that 'school is overrated'?"

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I hate performance review season."

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

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"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Examinations.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'