End Of Semester Evaluations Pillows

"So your grades are plummeting and you've stopped trying because you came to the realization that 'school is overrated'?"

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"I hate performance review season."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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University Soapflakes

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Examinations.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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