End Of Semester Celebrations Pillows

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Computer Room.

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Evolution Exam Results.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Pesky students.

Pull an all-nighter?

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'And right here they merged...'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .