End Of Semester Celebrations Prints

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Computer Room.

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

University Soapflakes

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Evolution Exam Results.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Now showing, at a University near you...

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Pesky students.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Pull an all-nighter?

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'And right here they merged...'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .