College Celebration Prints

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Evolution Exam Results.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Pesky students.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Day one, post grad

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

DACA

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"I love college."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Monkey Business College

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'