End Of Exams Pillows

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Pesky students.

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

GCSEs

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"