End Of Exams T-Shirts

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Pesky students.

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Nervous Oral Testing

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'