Finishing A Big Exam Pillows

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Evil Exams!

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Pesky students.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'