Graduating Exams Gifts

Congratulations on passing your A Levels

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Surfing the daily stress

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Nervous Oral Testing

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Examinations.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'