Semester Exams Gifts

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Exam

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Nervous Oral Testing

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Evil Exams!

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

GCSEs

Grade 2 Cellist