Examination Gifts

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Well, well, well...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Sigmund Freud.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

Grade 2 Cellist

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail