Examiner Gifts

GCSE Geography by telephone

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

School Testing

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

Grading Guidelines.

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Welcome to Edexcel enter through the door on right.'

Exam Period

"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'I know it all...I just can't remember it all at once.'

Hoist With His Own Petard

The signs don't look good.

'Sorry you've failed'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

Here in purgatory, you take a standardized test to determine if you get into the afterlife of your choice. P.

Bee writing at desk.

Examiners Nightmare.

Doctor Ernie Answers Your Questions. Dear Doctor Ernie, What is "altruism"? A terrible strategy for true-false tests.

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

Another School Year Is Underway...

"Okay - now that the paramedic is here with the defibrillator and smelling salts. . ."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

School Testing

Setters

'You call that teaching?'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Examiners.

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.