Examiner Pillows

GCSE Geography by telephone

'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

School Testing

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

Grading Guidelines.

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Welcome to Edexcel enter through the door on right.'

Exam Period

"I'm not happy with the Judgement Day result - I'd like a re-mark."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'I know it all...I just can't remember it all at once.'

Hoist With His Own Petard

The signs don't look good.

'Sorry you've failed'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

Bee writing at desk.

Examiners Nightmare.

Another School Year Is Underway...

"Okay - now that the paramedic is here with the defibrillator and smelling salts. . ."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

School Testing

Setters

'You call that teaching?'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Examiners.

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You're three hours late with no explanations...congratulations, you've passed.'

Education Act of 1870

"Office of quality assurance"

'You keep ducking.'