Examiner Of Paths Pillows

Tourists

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Sigmund Freud.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Examiners.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"Smart Arse"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Lambs to the Slaughter

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Cat Bug

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Examiners Nightmare.

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."