Boundary Examiner Pillows

"I have a problem with boundaries."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

"Smart Arse"

Man guarding a written border.

Lambs to the Slaughter

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

Examiners Nightmare.

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Grading Guidelines.

Learning to say 'no'

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Here in purgatory, you take a standardized test to determine if you get into the afterlife of your choice. P.

Land's End

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

'...and it's up to each candidate to select what he or she thinks is the least incorrect answer.'

'Welcome to Edexcel enter through the door on right.'

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.